Just for laughs...I think

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Man I: What will you do when the bomb explodes while fixing?
Man II: Don't worry, I have another one.

Larry got into a bus on the First of April, and the conductor asked for a ticket. He gave $ 10 took the ticket and said, "April Fool! I have a bus pass!"

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes; a good doctor.

Tommy was busy removing a wheel from a car, Bobby asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your car?
Tommy: Can’t you read. He points at a sing: ‘Parking for two wheelers only.’

Jake: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy, so I bought three movie tickets.
Mary: Why three?Jake: For you and your parents.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken. Bobby: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.