could anyone be any dumber???

I once knew someone so dumb that:

· She called me to get my phone number

· She spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said “concentrate”.

· She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

· She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

· She sent me a fax message with a stamp on it.

· She tried to drown a fish.

· She thought a quarterback was a refund.

· Once, she got locked in a grocery store and ended up starving herself almost to death.

· She tripped over a cordless phone.

· She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

· She asked for a price check at a dollar store.

· She studied for a blood test.

· She thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats.

· She heard that 90% of all crimes occur near the home, so she moved.

· When she missed Bus 44, she took Bus 22 twice.

· She offered to give me a ride to the airport, but when she saw a sign that said “AIRPORT – LEFT” she turned around and went home.