What my friends think of me (con't)

Syed
- Has a brother.
- Is shorter than me.
- Is dumber than me.

I might have a brother, but you don't know whether I'm shorter than you, dummy, and I am DEFINITELY NOT dumber than you!!

What my classmates say they know about me...and my comments...

Man
- Thinks she's a genius.
- Never calls me Man Isha to my face.
- Is in love with someone called I***.

Man, you KNOW so much more than that, you dummy...

Su
- In love with I***.
- Good friend, especially when in need.
- Thinks she is a genius but she definitely is NOT.

Thanks a lot...some friend...idiot.

Ho Min
- Unspeakable.
- Unspeakable.
- Does use the "f***" word, but then doesnt wanna admit it...likes to stop other people from saying it.

OMG! Ho Min, I can't believe I let you write this...meanie...idiot

Uzo
- She sucks like a dog.
- She's definitely not a GENIUS!
- She sucks like a dog, cow, chicken, etc. and she is nice.

Yes, Uzo, you're a great friend too...

Jin Wook
- Your name means moustache.
- can't be a lesbian because you love Azim.
- Man Isha's best friend.

I'm gonna kill you...get a LIFE!

Sara
- I agree with Jin Wook.
- So NOT a genius.
- Likes books (DUH!)

Give me back my friend, Sara, you monster! LOL!

Aritz
- Very weird (wyrd).
- Thinks she is a genius.
- Not at all.

Dummy (sorry). I've got better things to do than get your opinion...LOL!

Azim
- Screw you all.

Us all? Who? Idiot?

Ian
- Really smart person.
- Good to talk to.
- Also quite talkative.

OMG! Are you kidding me, Ian?? Is that really Ian writing?? Actually I'm not really surprised. Hehe.

Kasie
- You always claim to be a genius.
- You like reading books (like me).
- Hmm...umm...you don't do PE excessively...(I think).

Thanks...LOL!

Anjela
- Talkative.
- Man Isha's your bestie.
- Smart!

Thanks, Anjela. You're one of the only people who called me smart...:)

Shobana
- Too much of a genius.
- AWESOME!
- Fun to talk to.

Thanks. I Luv Ya too, Shobz (mind if I call you that?)... :P

Juanlin
- "Genius".
- Very nice person.
- Smile...likes to smile.

Thanks, Juanlin!

Who dares vote on anything but "Definitely" and "All true" on my polls...

Listen you jealous people...
The only reason you disagreed is because you're jealous...
I know I am a genius, but you people are so jealous because you haven't got any brains at all :P
Thats all I had to say...

P.S.: Did I mention you only disagreed because you were freaking JEALOUS!!!

Some motivational quotes...

Why I think the world is demented...

Previously rainforests covered 14% of the land surface of the Earth.
Now there is a mere 6% left. In about 40 years this will be gone too.
I'm not saying I like rainforests and all the bugs and animals and plants in them, but they are important for the ecosystem. Here are some impacts of extinct rainforests:

- More carbon dioxide because there won't be enough plants to use it up.

- More carbon dioxide means more depletion of the ozone layer.

- More depletion of the ozone layer causes more global warming.

- More global warming leads to a hotter, and more dangerous Earth, not to mention that the extra water will flood the low land countries.

So do you see how this will affect the Earth.
Haven't we scarred the Earth enough? can't we take a step to helping it, and ensuring a longer lasting world, so that our futue generation can enjoy it the way we did.
Here are some steps we can take:

- 3R's - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

- Recycling recyclable items, like paper, plastic and glass.

- Be smart, reuse materials like glass jars and plastic bottles.

- car pool, if you are going to the same destination.

- Use public transport.

- Use your own shopping bags - this will reduce the amount of production of plastic shopping bags.

Together we can help the world.
Did you know that the 5th of June was World Environment Day.
Did you do anything to help the environment? Or were you selfish enough to say, "Do I look like I care?"
I am proud to say that I planted a tree in our backyard.
PLEASE come together to help heal the wounds inflicted upon the world.

Organisations helping the environment:

- Greenpeace
- United Nations
- World Wildlife Fund (WWF)

Just for laughs...I think

Two men were fixing a bomb in a car.
Man I: What will you do when the bomb explodes while fixing?
Man II: Don't worry, I have another one.

Larry got into a bus on the First of April, and the conductor asked for a ticket. He gave $ 10 took the ticket and said, "April Fool! I have a bus pass!"

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes; a good doctor.

Tommy was busy removing a wheel from a car, Bobby asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your car?
Tommy: Can’t you read. He points at a sing: ‘Parking for two wheelers only.’

Jake: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy, so I bought three movie tickets.
Mary: Why three?Jake: For you and your parents.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken. Bobby: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

could anyone be any dumber???

I once knew someone so dumb that:

· She called me to get my phone number

· She spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of orange juice because it said “concentrate”.

· She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

· She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

· She sent me a fax message with a stamp on it.

· She tried to drown a fish.

· She thought a quarterback was a refund.

· Once, she got locked in a grocery store and ended up starving herself almost to death.

· She tripped over a cordless phone.

· She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

· She asked for a price check at a dollar store.

· She studied for a blood test.

· She thought “Meow Mix” was a CD for cats.

· She heard that 90% of all crimes occur near the home, so she moved.

· When she missed Bus 44, she took Bus 22 twice.

· She offered to give me a ride to the airport, but when she saw a sign that said “AIRPORT – LEFT” she turned around and went home.

Evidence of how stupid Ho Min is and how clever I am

ho.min says:
u dont have to write 'i am a genius' everyone knows.

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
just reminding them

ho.min says:
but u know...no one agrees

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
haha

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
very funny

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
evryone's just jealous

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
even u are jealous

ho.min says:
hahahah! yeah yeah i'm REALLY jealous.

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
i know

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
i can see how green you are from jealousy

ho.min says:
yeah yeah. im so green ive got slime all over me.

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
yeah i know

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
slime and leaves all over you

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
thats how green you are

ho.min says:
yeah

ho.min says:
im becoming a tree

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
oh yeah

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
and you're so jealous, your trunks, whih are supposed to be brown, are green also
ho.min says:
i dtr

ho.min says:
trunks?

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
tree trunks, idiot

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
they're brown wei

ho.min says:
oh

ho.min says:
i thought u were talking of my underpants

ho.min says:
lol

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
haha

ho.min says:
im wearing brown now

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
go put on something green

ho.min says:
lol

lOpSiDeD_gRiN_tAsHi says:
or maybe ur brown shirt is turning green with jealousy also

ho.min says:
im wearing green

Top 10 guys I'm in love with (I'm in love with about a 100)

1. Shah Rukh Khan

2. Johnny Depp

3. Ronaldo

4. Edward cullen from Twilight

5. Orlando Bloom

6. chad Michael Murray

7. Prince caspian from Prince caspian

8. David B....ar from Bones

9. Wentworth Miller

10. Alex Rider from Alex Rider

Top 10 guys I'm in love with (I'm in love with about a 100)

1. Shah Rukh Khan

2. cristiano Ronaldo

3. Johnny Depp

4. Edward from Twilight

5. John Abraham

6. The Prince caspian guy

7. James McAvoy

8. Alex Rider from Alex Rider

9. Tom ruise

10. Brad Pitt

5 reasons why Man is my best friend:

1. I get free pizza sometimes when I go to her house.

2. Beause no one else (smart people) want to be her friend...I pity her.

3. I don't want to be friends with someone smarter than me (not that anyone is smarter than me...I'm a genius, of ourse, even smarter than Einstein...ok I'm too modest to go on telling people about being the smartest person alive, even smarter than Einstein).

4. We have many ommon interests...like Ronaldo and Shah Rukh Khan and Johnny Depp.

5. Her parents and sister are suh great people...unlike her.

Why Ho Min is now the most annoying person on my list...

The idiot breahed the opyright laws....

He thinks he's smarter than me...

He f***in insulted me in his blog...he has no right to do what he did...

Grrrrr....I'm gonna kill him...

Annoying people

Top 5 Annoying people in 9F and why:

1. Jin Wook: Keeps on teasin me the whole freakin day...about Azim and Keymir...ugh!!!

2. Man: Totally obsessed with Azim and Keymir... :(

3. Su Wen: Same as Man

4. Early: Just keeps on bugging me the whole day...oh GOD! The fly...

5. Ho Min: Keeps on saying he's smarter than me...

What I think of ppl in my class (hehe)

Man Isha - stupid enough to be my friend, and NOT special in a good way.

Su Wen - the biggest idiot alive, and someone, give her a microphone!

Jin Wook - you'll never meet a better "devil inside, angel outside" person.

Ho Min - if only he stopped annoying me, and is that big brain shrinking?

Uzo - she sucks like a dog

Early - he's the largest fly in the world, annoying idiot. And pull up those pants lah.

Ian - Mickey Mouse, where'd your mushroom head go?

Keymir - so much ego...get a life...you're not all those stuff you think you are.

Aritz - I'm gonna think of the days when you were shorter than me.

Izzat - Haha. You're not taller than me. Shorty. :P

Aaron K - i dunno...

Akib - you don't have to be gay anymore...get a life.

Yap Sern - pull up those pants, no one wants to see your butt.

Chermayne - Mafia, and you laugh too much, woman. I'm gonna laugh the day you die, muhaha.

Anjela - you're not insultable.

Shobana - not insultable.

Kasie - not insultable.

Sherlyn - someone tie that Chinese up!

Michelle - are you too poor to afford some food, and medical services?

Juanlin - that girl giggles too much.

Don't kick me, and don't tell Sherlyn or Michelle, PLEASE!

5 reasons why I am a genius (no one wants to read this)

I am a genius because:

(a) I have a brain bigger than Einstein's and hair neater than his.

(b) I know big words like 'quintessential' but I don't know their meanings.

(c) I am smarter and taller than Keymir.

(d) I am first in class always (in my dreams lah)

(e) I am modest, and I never show off about being a genius.